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Weird.

25 Aug

I have a cousin that is basically throwing her life away. She’s smart, but she’s not using it. She’s not talking to family anymore, she keeps getting pregnant, and she’s in and out of relationships with men that are no good for her. I love her and all, and I wish she would move back home.

I had a dream that she helped me with my fashion sense/wardrobe, clean my apartment, kill roaches, do laundry and dishes, and get my life together. Then we ate corn dogs and peas. Weird.

I also had a dream that was too detailed to even try to write about.

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More Entries for My Weird Dreams File

18 Aug

I was at a theme park with my mom and my brother. My brother ran off and we didn’t see him again. My mom was looking for him and getting really mad. I was getting famous for writing a TV show kinda like Family Guy over at the snack bar. I got paid in loose potato chips (as in not in packages). They suddenly turned into dollars and I gave them all to the snack bar and got an ice cream sandwich. A round one with lots of chocolate. I looked for a place to eat it, and suddenly the theme park became a boat. One seat was swinging out over the water, and I said “nope, nope, nope!” So I sat down near a family. Soon the grandma came back and I was in her seat, so I asked if the seat across from them was taken. It wasn’t, so I sat there. I finished my ice cream, and ran into my mom. She was mad about not finding my brother. We both went and found my dad and some of her coworkers playing this game that when you throw these balls into holes over the water, you get points. However, you had to wait a while after every 3 balls or so. My dad was doing pretty well. One of my mom’s coworkers kept jumping in the water, and the people who made the game were making big artificial waves and there was a huge blow-up killer whale in the water. He didn’t care, though, and got slammed into a wall by a huge wave. The killer whale then started choosing people he wanted to kill by screaming in their faces with fire in his mouth, and he chose me. Then I woke up.

In my next dream, I saw Ronald Reagan get elected, and then he was making a speech. He said something that no one liked, and this man from the intelligence party stood up, outraged, and asked him a tough question. Then, we were in his house. There was a filmmaker that loved his house and was given his house, but he wanted to make it seem like a dark and dangerous place. Mickey mouse was on the couch, and another mouse was with me. Sylvester the cat was planning something devious and tried to get the mice to follow him, so they chased him all around the house and halfway down to the basement. Sylvester hid under the stairs, and the mice thought something must be wrong, so they stopped going down the stairs. Then they heard Sylvester hiss, and the mouse who wasn’t mickey stuck his hand under the step, and Sylvester started licking it, then Sylvester bit his hand. The mice ran away.

THE END

I should probably start studying for path now. I had chemo today and I feel really…gross.

Still Dreaming

9 Aug

Last night I didn’t sleep very well. I slept on and off for a while, then was woken up at 5 AM and couldn’t go back to sleep because of the pain. Then, I slept on and off unintentionally all day. Tomorrow is going to be a long day, I know it, so I need to sleep well tonight. Hopefully my Ambien and Benadryl will kick in well tonight. While I did sleep, though, I had some strange dreams.

  1. In one dream, I was a nurse and I was new. I was teaching other nurses how the computer system worked. That dream was short and relatively normal.
  2. In another dream…I can’t even explain it properly. Me and several other people were all pretending to be one hillbilly and performing for a crowd with mud, trucks, horses, and this big wooden structure. Then we had to take care of the mud before our next performance, which some of the girls turned into babies and we all became gay. Then these Korean people showed the crowd that there were like six of us. Some people left, many stayed and thought it was beautiful. Then we danced ballet in the mud.
  3. I also had a dream that I was watching Supernatural while trying to simultaneously elicit and avoid a chemokine-induced shark attack in my bedroom on the second floor with mint leaves. I was terrified. I was also getting better cell phone service in the jungles of Haiti than out in the open in the cities. I don’t even watch Supernatural. I’ve never been to Haiti. The shark thing is just weird. I was doing that with my brother’s friend. The whole thing was strange.

 I swear I’d win a weirdest dream contest.

I Had Some Pretty Wild Dreams Last Night

19 Jul

I’ve been sleeping a lot, so I’ve had a lot of dreams. My dreams tend to be weird. Like this:

One was about a girl named Julia, she was my sister in the dream, and she had a bike that we helped her color gold, purple, and green with special crayons. She was a very determined little girl and borderline enchanting. She made fireworks out of tree branches. We thought we lost her for a while, but she was just swimming with these other little girls in the pond. Julia liked yellow fruits and vegetables, she liked to swim and dance, and she liked monkey bars. We also had a dog who was attached to a very expensive vacuum full of rotten fish, and our dad was Robin Williams, and he wanted to put up gymnastics rings in our garage. When he realized that was a bad idea, he started to detach them, but they got stuck to the dog and turned into a vacuum cleaner full of rotten fish. He had to strangle the dog a little to get it off, so he hesitated and the dog ran away because it wanted to hump the vacuum cleaner. I let the dog go free and ran the other way. Our dad ran after it.

I also had a dream that I was learning to play Michael Jackson songs on the piano, but I was scared that I would have to pee in the middle. I was really slow at reading sheet music, and I had to write down all the notes. In the meantime, we had guests over and I told them I wasn’t finished. They didn’t care.

I had a dream that I was helping Leonardo DiCaprio and his ship mates win a pirate regatta and earn gold. He was a swing dancer turned pirate, and he was still learning. There was a burly man helping him to keep other men from kissing his girlfriend after they chopped wood. His girlfriend was Kate Winslet, naturally. The burly man rigged a machine to help Leonardo win gold, and Leonardo got 5th in the giant log competition. The boat was owned by the British, and we were fighting against the Americans and the Scottish to win, but the Americans used guerrilla warfare tactics and cheated, ruining our boat with giant Marlins. The Scottish turned their boats into water cars and said “When you use cars, a boat race becomes a road race.” We crushed their cars with our boats. We came in 2nd because of the Americans.

I also had a dream that I was to be in a huge production and we were learning to dance, but I had to go on a flying bicycle carpet with my ex boyfriend over the ocean first, so I was late to practice and didn’t get many parts in the production. We were supposed to land in NY, but we landed in FL in the water full of sharks. We swam to safety, and then I ran to practice. We practiced the dances, and later won an award, but it was just a box of animal crackers, and it had a “pop up spider” crawl out of it and into our pile of laundry. Gross.

When I say, “My dreams are weird,” I really mean it.

Hormones are Crazy!

21 Feb

First off, just wanna say that my classmates are beyond awesome. I appreciate all the notes, recordings, and videos they’ve sent me. ❤

Secondly, the endocrine and reproductive systems are CRAZY! Reading about some of these diseases, syndromes, and disorders…and uh…WOW. That’s all I gotta say about that one. Hormones are weird.

Also, I wish I woulda been able to go to the lecture about orgasms. That seems like it was a good one haha!